Winnie the Pooh Sex Train

So, while nosing around OSH during one of my depressed shopping sprees designed to get me out of the house, I noticed this Christmas decoration with Winnie, Tigger and Eoyore. It was cute and out of morbid depressive curiosity, I pressed the button that makes it sing.

Needless to say, my depression turned to amusement as I watched the trio sing about Santa Clause cumming on Christmas. But don’t take my word for it, see the for yourself.